What made you recently say to yourself, “Wait. Really?”

He : If you're free anytime let's catch up. Have some drinks!

Me : Sure.

He : I'm 24.

Have you ever had sex with your female cousin? How did it start?

He (smiling) : So, what do you think about me?

Even in movies, you won't find any guy reaching out to a girl and asking for movies, drinks and chill at the first meet. The female character would literally slap such a guy (in movies).

I just like staying by my own self, away from Dora–The Explorers. Genuine people are always welcome :)

What is your opinion on the band Nickelback? Why do they receive criticism from some people?

P.S. : The conversation above is filtered removing all the rubbish, “normal” slangs of metropolitan city's students.

He : So, are you seeing someone?

He : Oh. You know, I also had Eco major. We both stay in South Delhi. We both are single. So much similiarities. And you're pretty also. What do you do on weekends?

Trump Military Parade: Darcy cartoon - Cleveland.com

Let's be a little serious. Is there any “Student of the Year” movie going on here in Delhi/Gurgaon colleges?

Meanwhile, I was wondering from when did Chandigarh came in Madhya Pradesh? Maybe, I need to revisit geography of 10th standard again, or does he need it badly. Management, you know!

I was already blown that why being a 24 year old, he's being creepy with me.

Why does a straight man like anal penetration?

Then the friend whom he was with, he also went away to the canteen. Now, only this guy was there alone. Standing!

I am still confused that which nice guy in the world, asks a girl to meet for a movie at the first-ever meet?

I was feeling as if I was being flattered too much.

Why do you have to be 18+ to go live on TikTok?

He : Cool. No, I'm not from this college. I'm the PR coordinator for their event. Are you from Delhi only?

He : Oh, great. I also live around. We stay very close. We can just catch up anytime.

He : Btw, you're really pretty.

Why do many Hong Kong Chinese look different from the Han Chinese in mainland China?

Me (smiling, hesitant but firm) : I don't think anything.

He : Then let's have some coffee

By now, I have already understood what he's trying to do. Still, I waited. So, I told him a place nearby to my locality.

What is world history that not many people know about?

Me : I don't drink

Me : No. I don't drink coffee, tea anything.

Me : Because it's month of August.

Why do you think it is bad to allow people to self-identify as a different gender?

Me : No. I am a resident of some other state. I'm here in Delhi for studies.

Me : I'm around 17 & You? (Don't take me literally)

He : Okay. Fine. We can just watch a movie. Have some fun. What's your age?

Why do atheists not love a G-d that does not stop punishing them harder and harder in this world and the next until they surrender to Him?

He : Yeah. Getting. I have also been here for years now. But I'm fed with Delhi. I have lived in Mangalore. My family is from Chandigarh. Madhya Pradesh you know.

I sat there on the bench for a while. There was a boy standing by my side. Seemed an official, but maybe a management graduate. Offcourse well dressed (Cream shirt and black pants), offcourse smart, with a good accent and Delhi attitude (too much slang).

He : So, are you here just for the event? What college and course do you have?

Why can't I lose weight?

Me (a little confused) : I don't know

Me : Ok. Although, I don't feel age has anything to do with the understanding and experience of a person.

Me : I don't drink coffee also

What are the pros and cons of a prospective bride/groom not having any siblings?

He : I don't understand why it's so hot and humid today.

He : Tea ?

Yeah, I can understand that you're exploring. You're another “Dora - The Explorer” from Delhi. So, you should also find girls who're just explorers like you. Keep playing DORA-DORA!

Why is rap* a crime?

Me : Yes. I'm from Delhi University. Eco Major, 2nd year. Are you from this college?

By now, he was at least sure that I'm not the kind of girl, he's looking for. With the excuse of a phone call, he moved towards the auditorium.

I was in an event in a management college of Gurgaon. I didn't knew the campus well. There was still some time left for the event to start. I was waiting for a speaker, who had invited me.

Has anyone shared his wife with a friend? How was it?

Me : No

Let me tell you, this guy is already an MBA pass-out student and I'm just a Sophomore at my UG.

He : Yes, Monsoon month. What place do you stay in Delhi?

I was alone there. Firstly, he came and kept his bag, and asked me that he's just coming. I said fine.

Me : Thank you.